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An NP exclusive! Here is a sneak peek of next week (April 24th)’s new episode of Portlandia, guest starring Michael Nesmith. Portlandia airs on Thursdays at 10pm ET (9pm CT) on IFC. So check out this preview and be sure to watch the full episode next Thursday! (Check local listings for channel and time.)
Aww, hey…it’s all good! No reason to worry at all. Mr. Babbit is a cool dude and it is very unlikely that he was offended by your response. Besides, we’ve been sassy to him plenty of times (that phone incident was actually at last year’s convention, and you can believe I sassed the crap out of him for that!). But if he can deal with that, he surely is not going to have a problem with what you said. (Just remember, though, that the first generation/older Monkees fans are always going to be surprised by younger folks who are fans and come to shows. But we are all grateful for that because it’s fans like you who help keep the Monkees love alive and going!) So cheer up and here’s a big hug for ya…
Happy Birthday to Meg of psychojello!!
We here at NP would like to take this moment to wish a very happy birthday to our wonderful friend Meg, whose hard work and dedication were such an inspiration for us when we created Naked Persimmon. Nothing that we do would have been possible without Psycho Jello, and we will always be grateful to Meg for paving the way for us and countless other Monkees sites.
So join us, won’t you please, in wishing the lovely and delightful Meg, whom we adore and cherish, a very, very Happy Birthday!
Nez butt shot :P
Check out them blue bell bottoms LOL
Photo credit goes to Steve Escobar
That is a strange outfit- check out the belt and the weird claspy belt thing on the back of his sweater deal…Nez, stop dressing like this!
Who can possibly give a flying tahiti condo what he’s wearing when that ass is working OVERTIME…
An Analysis of Monkee Kissing Styles! by Naked Persimmon
Davy = The Basic Kisser. While not a bad kisser, per se, we feel that Davy just sort of sticks to a set kissing routine. Open mouth, minimal tongue, one hand on the side of her face, then done. Overall, a pleasurable, memorable experience for both parties.
Micky = The Distracted Kisser. Although he’d put his energy into the kissing—not too much force, just enough tongue—Micky would be so eager to move on to other stuff that he’d be a bit all over the place. Hands fumbling with the bra clasp, or the zipper on your jeans, trying to get rid of both your clothes and his, and all that distraction would mean his mind might not be 100% on the kissing. Doesn’t mean it wouldn’t give it his all, though!
Peter = The Thorough Kisser. Looking for a lot of tongue? Looking for a lot of everything? Then Peter is your man. He never goes halfway—his kisses would start at your lips and wouldn’t stop until he’s gone over your entire body. He would draw the kiss out for as long as possible, kissing you until your lips are swollen and you’re out of breath. And he’d be doing other things during the kiss too: Fingers threading through hair, torso pressed up tight, his breath hot on your cheek…there’d be no shortage of sensory stimulation with Peter.
Mike = The Sensual Kisser. If you’re looking to be turned into a puddle of goo, then Mike’s the guy you’ll want to kiss. A kiss is never just a kiss in the case of Mike: It’s a full body tinglefest that starts in your hair follicles and works its way down to the tips of your toes, hitting every nerve ending and hot spot it comes across. Mike’s kisses are claiming, possessive, and merely a prelude for what lies ahead. His sense of focus would allow him to concentrate solely on the kissing—not rushing ahead to anything, not going overboard—just passionate, mind-melting kisses that undo you to your very core and leave you begging for more.
I’M JUST AN INNOCENT TEENAGER I DON’T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY SCREW THAT
This movie isn’t worth more than 99 cents tbh
The only way this movie is worth that much money is if it actually comes with Micky Dolenz himself, who then sits there and does his audio commentary in your living room.
And then magically transforms into his 1960s self and fucks you on the couch.
URGENT: MONKEES FANS PLZ PAY ATTENTION:
Back when the new tour first went on sale I bought tickets to the Merrillville Indiana show at the star plaza theatre.
Two days ago I had a series of seizures and while recovering in the hospital that made me forget I bought tickets or that they were even touring, and in this state I bought two more tickets for the same show that I now desperately would like to sell.
If anyone is interested in two or just one ticket on the main floor section 4, row r, at a discounted price from what i paid ticketmaster, please let me know, and even if you don’t but know someone who might feel free to reblog or have them contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Signal boost! Help inshecried out and snag these tickets for the Merrillville, IN Monkees show!