A State of Cataleptic Euphemism

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borntolovenez:

That has got to be the most genuine smile on Nez’s face….beautiful <3

Well, he’s got his arms around his two pretty boys there…of course he’s smiling big…

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Heh…yep, this question was asked previously (heh…”came up.” We see what you did there…). Some debate arose, however, as we had initially said that probably none of them were circumsized, due to the practice not being popular when they were born. We were informed, however, that circumcision actually was practiced frequently in the 1940s. So, with that in mind…

Davy: Uncut. He’s English/European, ‘nuff said.

Micky: Probably uncut, is the direction we’re leaning in, but…further study is needed for verification. 

Peter: Cut, we would say. Peter’s grandmother was Jewish, but we’d guess his parents might have had it done for medical reasons rather than religious.

Mike: Well, we don’t know of any specific stance that Christian Science has on this, but…hmm. Going by the many, many lovely bulges that Mr. Nesmith has put on display for our titillating delight, we’d guess uncut. But, as in the case of Mr. Dolenz…further, closer inspection is needed for verification…

Ah, Monkee masturbation. Fewer topics are quite as time-honored here on the NP Tumblr. Well, we’re glad our poll gotcha thinkin’ and inspired you to send this query our way. So, let’s attend to the matter at hand (get it?)..

Davy: We can see the mirror part, yes…but it would be on the ceiling above his bed. Lights low, mood music playin’, and a bunch of strategically-placed photos of his latest wank bank material on a nearby dresser. There’s also the very real possibility that one of those photos might be of himself, because, well…it’s Davy.

Micky: Definitely to porn, we’ll agree with that. Micky being the chatty type, we can see him making “conversation” with the ladies in the porno, as if he were the one doing things to them. If Micky’s seeing someone in particular at that time, he’d want sensory items related to them…pictures, or a piece of clothing (panties, perhaps?) to stuff his face into. Also, considering that Micky was so fond of videotaping things back in the day, he might watch himself with some of his past conquests.

Peter: Peter would do it in the shower, letting the memories of past lays drift into his mind and down into his crotch, swelling him to hardness. The hot water would spur him on further, tingling the top of his scalp, and he’d brace a hand against the wall. His strongest material is in his mind…remembering others getting off on him, and that’s what would get him off. So when he’s doin’ it, he’s focused inward.

Mike: Mike is indeed an interesting case. We actually have a fic on our site called Caught In the Act, which is a Torksmith fic in which Peter is spying on Mike jerking off…and, well, gets caught. We feel like this is a pretty accurate depiction of what it would be like (warning: explicit material below):

“Mike lay on the bed, fully clothed, hands clasped on his chest, staring upward at something. No, not upward, Peter thought. Inward. Whatever he’s seeing, it’s inside his head.

Mike trailed his right hand down his chest and stomach, to his crotch, and inside his right thigh, He slowly moved his hand back up his left side, caressing himself lightly with his fingertips. When his hand reached his collar, he began to unbutton his shirt with the same tantalizing slowness. 

[…]

After Mike unbuttoned his shirt, his hands moved to his pants, undoing the button, unzipping so slowly that Peter was convinced he could hear every tooth in the zipper pulling free. Mike exhaled, moving slightly on the bed, and slid his pants down to his knees.

[…]

Mike slid his hand under the waistband of his briefs. He closed his eyes, raising his hips slightly. His lips moved, but Peter couldn’t make out the words.

Mike pulled his briefs down to his knees – leisurely, as he was doing everything else – and traced his hand back up his thigh to grasp his hard cock.”

…And so on, and so forth. :)

Our thoughts on this picture can be summed up by the following:

Well, it looks like we’ve got Torksus Christ and Bob Ross there trading hits on the bong, and then all of a sudden Davy goes, “You know what’s missing from these proceedings? My ass.” And there you have it.

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testytrue:

Symmetry.

It never ceases to amaze us just how many pictures there are of these two eyeing each other all over the place…

(Also, the first one just screams “Papa Bear [Mike], Mama Bear [Peter], and Baby Bear [Davy]”).