NP’s Sexual Sunday Snippet for 11/24/13
Sometime in the not-too-distant past, we had an Ask NP question sent in to us that said, “Which Monkee do you think would be most likely to orally please his lady? Im curious.." And this was our answer…
(WARNING: Contains explicit sexual content. Read at your own discretion!)
Davy: Going by the claims of certain people who enjoy randomly posting online about 1970s sexual encounters with Davy, Davy seems to have been fairly skilled in terms of oral pleasure. Now, granted, he might’ve been highly likely to do it in order to make up for, well…other “shortcomings.” Anyone who is a fan of film director Kevin Smith knows he has boasted about his oral skills, which (according to him) he honed to compensate for his weight. Davy’s height most likely left him with a few insecurities, so it would make sense that he’d see the importance of the oral, to ensure the woman is focused on that and not other things.
Micky: Micky is a Pisces, so very gentle, go-with-the-flow, and eager to please. We think he’d very much want to please his lady, to make sure she is getting as much out of it as he is. Well…at least in theory. Problems could arise because Micky is rather selfish in bed—wanting to have his own needs met first—but we do not think he would completely leave the woman hanging. One theory we have is that Micky might actually be more digitally inclined, as being a drummer lends itself to having very practiced hands and arms. So that might be what he feels more comfortable doing, and he could end up so focused on that so as to neglect the oral aspect. BUT, if the lady requests it, we are sure he would gladly oblige.
Peter: Peter is all about pleasure. Giving, receiving—both at the same time, cause let’s face it, the man is no stranger to 69ing. We think he would be quite eager to orally please his lady. Peter derives pleasure also from knowing that a woman would be getting off because of him, either directly or indirectly. To know that he is the source of her pleasure strengthens his own libido tremendously, and he would be likely to make his ministrations even more enthusiastic. Again, as we mentioned, 69ing would be a great favorite of Peter’s—to be giving pleasure while receiving it at the same time is an ultimate for him. If she’s got her mouth on his cock, he will happily lick her, loving the reciprocal movements that help fuel each person’s fire even further. We suspect Peter would not need to be prompted to perform oral, either—it would be par for the course, and when he wordlessly pulls her knees apart and settles his head between her thighs, she’d know exactly what’s coming (pun somewhat intended).
Mike: In our estimation, Mike would be very likely to orally please his lady, but mostly for the purposes of studying what it does to her. He recognizes the importance of the woman coming several times before the man does, if she can manage it, so that she is highly prepared for intercourse. Mike would most likely incorporate tantric elements into the oral—teasing, licking faster, then slowing down, observing her quick intakes of breath, the clenching of her muscles, the twitching of her thighs. We think Mike would want to focus completely and totally on pleasing her, and as such, 69ing would not be to his taste, as it is too scattered, too disorganized for him. When he is down there, he devotes his attention fully. Mike sees it as a job to get done, and done well, or he will not be happy with himself or the rest of the encounter. But his tactics, with their subtle intensity, will leave both parties highly satisfied.
…That’s it for this week’s Sexual Sunday Snippet, but tune in next week for another selection from the NP archives!